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Haunted Real Estate 22 October 2024 at 10:00

Haunted Real Estate

22 October 2024 at 10:00

Realtor says to a couple, "The seller has agreed to accept your lowball offer - under the stipulation that... YOU SPEND A SINGLE NIGHT IN THE HOUSE." Couple looks on at a haunted house with a for sale sign. "Well, it is the ONLY HOUSE in our price range," one says, while the other adds, "It's only, like, 60% haunted? I like those odds."

Here’s the vibe every time I find a house in my price range. Happy halloween season!