Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hmm

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Confusingly, many of them grow up to dislike Batman.
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Confusingly, many of them grow up to dislike Batman.

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You must have a bigger humiliation fetish than me!

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The worst thing is they're talking in binary, and the boy doesn't understand why kids at school think he's crazy.

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This is the best votey panel I will ever do.

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Actually all the apocalypses are good for philosophers, but this one is best for language analysis.

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All of this is window dressing to justify panel 3.

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Fortunately the comic cuts off at the waist.

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Guess he's not buying the see-thru feel-thru corset either.

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There should be demotivational youtube math videos. Just to be different.

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Later she has to decide if broadcast fertilizing a lake without telling her is a kind of cheating.

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This comic is for an audience of one, named Kelly.

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Later, while he's crying on the floor she wedgies him without mercy.

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Later, it puts him in a corner and forgets about him for six months.

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Anyone who thinks the humanities makes people more expansive should spend four minutes in an English department meeting.

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You also have chickenbutt, but honestly it's the least of your worries.

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The most valuable thing he owns are old Pokemon cards, so the Viking has to create an eBay account to complete the job of looting.

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When I was a kid, I wondered why all adults are crazy. Now I wonder how any are sane.

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You can't see it from this angle, but the kitty has an AK.

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It's inoperable thanks to the yellow sun of Earth!

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Suddenly regretting that I didn't just draw a word for word graphic novel of the entire book twice.

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I think I'm the only one who likes the clowns are a species jokes, but by GOD I love them.