Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Comparative

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Accidentally drew Ricardo like an aging Superman. Will substantiate with backstory later.
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Accidentally drew Ricardo like an aging Superman. Will substantiate with backstory later.

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Comics like these are the real reason my kids aren't old enough to read SMBC yet.

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Back of the envelope estimate suggests Jericho has 700 spirits-not-at-rest per square meter.

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It may not be the explanation, but it is an explanation.

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Someone out there is going to take a timed break from running a content farm, read this, and get a faraway look for a second.

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Look, I found something lazier than a graph joke!

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I've almost got enough strips for a utilitarianism compilation.

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The worst part is when he bursts into his parents' apartment during a swingers party for child-free adults.

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An even worse one happens later when she unconsciously sits him down, looks him in the eyes, and repeats everything verbatim.

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The main fallout is that everyone learns geology really well and the rate of teen pregnancy is through the roof.